Six impossible things before breakfast
1. Try to get some sleep.
2. Get up and feed your baby.
3. Change his diaper only to have him continue to poop all over his changing table, and the wall, while you are changing said diaper.
4. Wash your baby off in the sink, and finish diapering him on the floor.
5. Wash off your changing pad while your baby wails in his bed. I mean really, why isn’t mom holding me?
6. Scrub poop off the walls and start your first load of laundry for the day, before going and putting a clean out fit on your mostly naked baby.
This video was recorded when he was 2 months old, and doing things like this on a regular basis.